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We at DeGeorge watch T.V. , a lot of it. So you don't need to tell us about those ad's that beg you to forget all the commercial hype. "Image is nothing," their slickly produced spots shout. They've even signed on high profile athletes to push the "anti-image". Now we've got some dumb crap in this country, but how low do they think we've sunk? Do they really think that the average American consumer is a drooling idiot? Their commercials are just that, commercials. Those high-flying claims aren't fooling anyone. Hate it as much as you want, but we?re stuck with it: Image is EVERYTHING. Our image isn't about fooling the customer. Sure, the beer that we make isn't the frilliest, fanciest brew around, but it's the best beer for the price. And when you're buying a 9 dollar case, taste isn't always an issue. Pick up a DeGeorge. Notice the looks. People will associate you with the award-winning ad-campaign, and know that you like to have a good time. That's DeGeorge: beer that's good fun! Enter our corporate philosophy. Every time we sell a beer, we're making an agreement with the customer. We're providing you with an image, and you are providing us with the resources necessary to promote that image. We promise to work around the clock to produce the funniest, most original ad's. So you know, when you drink DeGeorge, we're behind you all the way. It's simple. So call your buddies, kick back with a DeGeorge*, and flip on the game. We're out there, and during the commercial breaks we're going to make you laugh. Maybe even so hard that some DeGeorge flies out of your nose. Yeah, that would be cool. Cheers, The Gentlemen at DeGeorge *Like with any other fancy-pants beer, DeGeorge should be enjoyed responsibly, so for the love of God, be careful, OK?** **Our lawyers made us say that |